I'm doing a profile for a music blu-ray (4-713520-371043) Dong Fang 10 Girls Band: Ray.  They must have copied the overview from a computer generated translator.  Completely incomprehensible but almost no spelling mistakes.

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Because they emphasized music idea, happen to constructs the group objective with Beijing opera opera house: "the national folk, Beijing characteristic, the spirit of the age" tally.  Therefore starts this year, "Eastern Female Happy Work place" officially with Beijing dance theater cooperation, Beijing opera opera house existing dance team, the acrobatics team, the folk music orchestra, the choir, the dance beautiful team, the modern Dance Company and the creation room, the advantageous condition let them obtain huge has arranged the tune creation and the stage lighting design resources!  For these years came, "Eastern Female Happy Work place", although has not sent the piece in Taiwan the activity, but actually unceasingly has sought the straddling of zones for the traditional Chinese music the possibility, besides continued to pursue advanced studies the traditional traditional Chinese music essence, the attempt to integrate the traditional music rock and roll knight and the Latin music element, broke through the traditional Chinese dress type in the clothing modelling to put on, has integrated the fashion popular element, at the beginning of this year by the date Taiwan ultra red human spirit 'Cosplay' the modelling in the Japanese release special edition, was all the rage the young audience market, and received Japan to create the price academic society respective democratic Musical society's invitation, in places such as Hokkaido, Qianye, Nine Provinces held more than 70 performance meetings, everywhere one visit Full house.  In the program uses the musical instrument will also compare is old times rich and diversification; The urheen, Hu, Gao Hu, the jianghu, the flute are dreary, the Palestinian Ukraine, the suona, the dulcimer, the samisen, the pipa, the zheng as well as many kinds of percussion instruments the wheel will play in abundance goes on stage, lets the music by the closer fashion posture transformation, but rebirth.

wow, that is pretty bad stuff 

Quoting FilmAlba:

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That is worse than directly translating German into English.

speaking of : ..
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German (which was the other possibility). As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English."

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be> replaced with "f." This will make words like fotograf 20 per cent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, alwil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the fourth yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no> mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. Zen ve vil rul ze world!!