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| | Posted: | | | | A mental hospital is having to cut back on staff due the current economic decline. In order to cover for the lack of staff the warden decides he will get the brightest person from each floor to be a 'keyholder' and therefor a steward.
He calls everyone into the hall on the first floor and holds up an apple. "Who can tell me what this is?" he asks. Everyone shrugs apart from one guy who shouts out. "Apple!". "That's right, and what do you do with it?" asks the warden. "Eat it" the patient says. So the warden congratulates him and tells him he is in charge of the first floor, handing him a key.
On the second floor he holds up a banana. "Who can tell me what this is?" he asks. Everyone shrugs apart from one guy who shouts out. "Banana!". "That's right, and what do you do with it?" asks the warden. "Eat it" the patient says. So the warden congratulates him and tells him he is in charge of the second floor, handing him a key.
He thinks the people on the third floor are a little brainier so he decides to hold up something else other than food. He holds up a
Note: happy funtime, I can't remember but I just typed the above out so if someone can tell me I'll be pretty grateful. He holds up one of those things with a horn thing on the top that plays music...
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| Registered: March 10, 2009 | | Posts: 2,248 |
| | Posted: | | | | Gramophone  | | | | Last edited: by ShinyDiscGuy |
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| Registered: September 18, 2008 | | Reputation: | | Posts: 2,650 |
| | Posted: | | | | *Hands FilmAlba the key to the third floor*
Thankyou, I'll be here all night! |
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| Registered: March 10, 2009 | | Posts: 2,248 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting samuelrichardscott: Quote:
*Hands FilmAlba the key to the third floor*
Thankyou, I'll be here all night! You be surprised how true that joke is Cat falls into puddle rooster starts laughing What's the moral of the story? Cock likes wet pussy |
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