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DVD Profiler Desktop and Mobile RegistrantDr. Killpatient
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Names the Worst of the Worst films you have ever seen.  Just not a bad story, poor acting, bad directing, or terrible casting - but all of the above.

I submit "Vampire Assassins"
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Battlefield Earth thread over 
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Zombi: La creazione (Zombies: The Beginning)

Made the mistake to watch the trailer on the disc instead of the movie. ... I never started to see the movie after this. 
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I've seen a lot of bad movies before...but these rank among the worst:

Ax 'Em

Carnivore

Abomination: The Evilmaker II

Bikini Party Massacre

Half-Caste

Nothing at all good (or so bad it's good) about any of those. Utter failures in every single way.
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Quoting FilmAlba:
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Battlefield Earth thread over 


ACK! 

Battlefield Earth - Kampf um die Erde


Region 2

Released: 14.02.2008

Anamorphic 2.35



Thorsten
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ACK! 

Battlefield Earth - Kampf um die Erde


Region 2

Released: 14.02.2008

Anamorphic 2.35





It's hard to believe... but watch any of these three sci-fi related films and Battlefield Earth will seem like a masterpiece:

Alien Abduction

Dracula 3000

Future War
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Rules i live by:

1) Never get involved in a land war in Asia
2) Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line

and

3) Never go see a movie with "Bananas" in the title.
Bad movie?  You're soaking in it!
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The worst movie I ever bought on any medium has to be Space Mutiny. A Sci-Fi film that "borrows" effects shots from Battlestar Galactica. Features a guy that looks like Santa Clause who has a daughter that is almost the same age as himself. Women who dress up in spandex and dance with hula-hoops. A hero that screams at every little thing. A climatic chase that features electric cart things that has a little ladder on the back and go about 2 MPH.


Space Mutiny
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I've seen my fair share of bad movies. Troma's War comes to mind.

An airplane crashes on the beach of an island. The survivors find themselves in the middle of a war led by Captain Sida (Sida as in French for AIDS  )
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...A climatic chase that features electric cart things that has a little ladder on the back and go about 2 MPH.

Space Mutiny

Allow me to point out that this film and the previously mentioned Future War are available in Mystery Science Theater 3000 form.  They work as comedies.

And the guy who looks like Santa is Cameron Mitchell from The High Chaparral
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Cam Mitchell, say it ain't so. Oh my.
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Yup, Space Mutiny does indeed work as a comedy.

But I don't think that was the filmmakers intent.
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Day of the Dead 2: Contagium

I think I will never recover from watching this. It made Return of the Living Dead 4 &5 look like masterpieces!
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