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I think it is from the 80's.  Two Englishmen are walking down by the docks to a ship I believe.  A little homeless girl walks up and asks the older one if he would like to buy a lump of crap.  He says something like, Good God no, now away with you, you little urchin."  At which point she throws the steaming shiitake mushroome at him and then runs off.  The young man tells him to clean up and he'll meet him at their destination.  The younger of the two men then goes to and finds the little girl and says he would like to buy a lump of crap and then there is more dialogue and the little girl becomes angry and bends over to pick up a divet to throw at him at which point he knocks her face down into a pile, lets out a chuckle and then goes to find the older man.  This movie was hilarious, but I cannot remember what film it was.